I am 65 years old: Why don't I have wrinkles in my throat ?

It's because you're so awesome!


(((Uncle Wayne doesn't need to diet cuz we loves him as is)))I am 65 years old: Why don't I have wrinkles in my throat ?
Wrinkles are often in older people because they lose weight and the elasticity of the skin does not shrink with them. Others spend too much time in the sun. Others have wrinkles as a genetic thing. Some people to not care for their skin as they grow older. See, there are many things that cause some to have what others do not have.I am 65 years old: Why don't I have wrinkles in my throat ?
Lemmmeee see.


Open wide.





Say AHH!





Damn, you're right. No wrinkles in there.
um... because they are hidden by your beard??





(((((uncle)))))


I love you Unc... wrinkles or not.
my guess is because they are elsewhere on your body...





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